记单词，幽默英语小笑话

【边幽默边学习，你能看懂下面的英语小幽默故事吗？】

今天要记忆的单词是： abandon vt. 抛弃，放弃

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Story A:

“I have decided to abandon my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me for six months!”

我决定抛弃我的妻子，她已经有6个月不和我说话了。

“Are you crazy? Where can you find such a good wife as her in this world?”

你疯了吗？ 在这个世界上，你在哪里可以找到像她这样的好妻子？“

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Story B：

The actors and the actresses were having a rehearsal (排练).

男演员和女演员正在排练（排练）。

The director had pointed out the weak points of an actress, who played an ****abandoned**** lady.

导演指出了扮演一个被遗弃的女士的女演员的弱点。

“Please excuse me for my frankness. Your performance isn’t true to life.

请原谅我的坦率，你的表演不符合真实的生活。

You must devote all yourself to the role by showing the heroine’s true feeling.

你必须通过展示女主角的真实感受，全身心地投入到这个角色中。

Just imagine, if you were an ****abandoned**** lady, what would you do?”

试想一下，如果你是一个被遗弃的女士，你会做什么？“

“I would find another guy right away,” replied the actress.

“我会立刻找到另一个人，”女演员回答道。

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【感谢您，看到最后，这是一种鼓励，持续更新中】