翻译练习：令人无语的垃圾邮件

Hello!

你好。

I have very bad news for you.

我要告诉你一个坏消息。

11/08/2019 - on this day I hacked your OS and got full access to your account.

在2019年11月8日，我入侵了你的操作系统，并访问了你的账户。

So, you can change the password, yes.. But my malware intercepts it every time.

那么，你可以更改密码。是的，你可以这样做。但我的恶意软件会随时拦截你的操作。

How I made it:

我是如何做到这一切的：

In the software of the router, through which you went online, was a vulnerability.

I just hacked this router and placed my malicious code on it.

When you went online, my trojan was installed on the OS of your device.

在你上网的路由器软件中有一个漏洞。

我刚刚入侵了你的路由器并把我的恶意代码放了上去。

当你上线时，我的特洛伊木马病毒就安装在了你的操作系统中。

After that, I made a full dump of your disk (I have all your address book, history of viewing sites, all files, phone numbers and addresses of all your contacts).

随后，我对你的磁盘进行了完全转储。（我有你所有的通讯簿，查看网站的历史记录，所有的文件，电话号码和你的所有联系人地址。）

A month ago, I wanted to lock your device and ask for a not big amount of btc to unlock.

But I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and I was shocked by what I saw!!!

I'm talk you about sites for adults.

一个月前，我准备锁定你的设备，并且索要数额不大的比特币来解锁。但是当我看到你平时经常访问的网站时，我被我所看到的震惊了！我来跟你谈谈成人网站。

I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!

我想说——你是一个十足的变态狂。你的趣味已经极大的扭曲。

And I got an idea....

I made a screenshot of the adult sites where you have fun (do you understand what it is about, huh?).

After that, I made a screenshot of your joys (using the camera of your device) and glued them together.

Turned out amazing! You are so spectacular!

所以我就有一个主意……

我对你玩乐的成人网站进行了截图（你明白这意味着什么吧，嗯哼？）

之后，我又把你玩乐的样子截了图（用你电脑的摄像头），然后把他们拼在了一起。

结果会多么有趣！你太厉害了！

I'm know that you would not like to show these screenshots to your friends, relatives or colleagues.

I think $907 is a very, very small amount for my silence.

Besides, I have been spying on you for so long, having spent a lot of time!

我知道你不想让你的朋友、亲人和同事看到这些截图。

我想，用907美元来换取我的沉默，应该是一个很小很小的数目吧！

此外，我已经监视你很久很久了。我为此花了很多时间！

Pay ONLY in Bitcoins!

My BTC wallet: 1PgnnLkZfG4NuSU6aTK2xtJWwg9nzuCM1A

我只接受比特币付款！

我的比特币钱包是：1PgnnLkZfG4NuSU6aTK2xtJWwg9nzuCM1A

You do not know how to use bitcoins?

Enter a query in any search engine: "how to replenish btc wallet".

It's extremely easy

你不知道如何使用比特币？

在任何搜索引擎上输入：“如何往比特币钱包里充钱。”

这很简单的。

For this payment I give you two days (48 hours).

As soon as this letter is opened, the timer will work.

我给你两天时间（48小时）付款。

一旦这封信打开，计时器就会开始工作。

After payment, my virus and dirty screenshots with your enjoys will be self-destruct automatically.

If I do not receive from you the specified amount, then your device will be locked, and all your contacts will receive a screenshots with your "enjoys".

付款后，我的病毒和带有你奇妙“乐趣”的污截图会自动销毁。如果我没有从你那收到指定的数额，那么你的账户将会被锁定，你所有的联系人都会收到带有你奇妙“趣味”的截图。

I hope you understand your situation.

- Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data, files and screenshots is already uploaded to a remote server)

- Do not try to contact me (this is not possible, the sender is randomized automatically)

- Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help, since your data is already on a remote server.

我希望你能明白你现在的处境。

-不要试图去找到并销毁我的病毒！（你的所有数据，文件和截图已经上传到了一个远程服务器。）

-不要试图联系我。（这是不可能的，发信人是随机的。）

-各种安全服务都不能帮到你，格式化磁盘或毁坏设备都没用，因为你的数据已经在远程服务器上了。

P.S. You are not my single victim. so, I guarantee you that I will not disturb you again after payment!

This is the word of honor hacker.

PS：你不是我唯一的受害者。所以我保证付款后我不会再来打扰你！

I also ask you to regularly update your antiviruses in the future. This way you will no longer fall into a similar situation.

我也会告诉你将来定期更新你的杀毒软件。这样你就不会再陷入相似的处境了。

Do not hold evil! I just do my job.

Good luck.

不要怪我！我只是在工作！

祝你好运。