如何优雅地成长（一）

Dear six-year-old, training wheels are for babies. Just let go already. Regards, a seven-year-old.

6岁的人，辅助轮是给小宝宝用的，就勇敢一点吧。来自，一个七岁的人。

Dear seven-year-old, no matter what anyone says,stay weird. Signed, an eight-year-old.

7岁的人，不管别人怎么说什么，保持你的怪异。来自一个8岁的人。

Dear eight-year-old,find out your babysitter's weakness, then use it against them. Signed, a nine-year-old.

8岁的人，找出你保姆的弱点，然后利用这个弱点来对付他们。来自一个9 岁的人。

Dear nine-year-old, don't get involved with the "popular " kids. They're narcissistic capitalists that know nothing about politics. Signed, 12-year-old.

9岁的人，不要和那些所谓的受欢迎的孩子们一起玩。他们就是一些不懂政治的自恋的资本家。来自一个12岁的人。

Dear 12-year-old, ask her to dance. Just trust me on this one. Signed, a 16-year-old.

12岁的人，邀请她去跳舞吧。相信我，一个16岁的人。

Dear 16-year-old, don't let your mom throw away your Legos. Signed an 18-year-old.

16岁的人，不要让你妈妈把你的乐高积木扔掉。来自一个18岁的人。

Dear 18-year-old, go easy on the makeup. You are not as ugly as you think. Love, a 19-year-old.

18岁的人，不要太依赖化妆。你比你想象的要漂亮。来自一个19岁的人。

Dear 19-year-old, just because it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, doesn't mean you need to eat all you can.

19岁的人，去吃自助餐并不意味着你要尽全力去吃。

Your parents have better interest rates than your credit card.

跟你的父母借钱利率要比信用卡低。

If he says he has a "weekend home ", in the suburbs, he's married.

如果他说在郊区有个“周末家庭”，他已经结婚了。

That rust protection undercoating, it's actually a great deal.

涂防锈漆其实是很重要的。

Whatever you do,never order the salad from a truck stop.

不管做什么，不要在车站点沙拉。

Back up your hard drive. Now.

现在就备份你的硬盘。

I mean, who even does that?

我是说，谁会那样做呢？

Getting laid off can be a blessing disguise.

被解雇可能是一件好事。

Being a starving artist only works if you actually make art.

做饥饿艺术家只有当你真正做艺术时才有意义。

    能够优雅地成长，是你我都希望的一件事。能够不断成长，更是如此美好的一件事。

    也许，以上观点未必都对，但学会分享，一定是正确的。

    期待与你分享我的生活。