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It's hard to pick just ten.

Donald Trump launched his quixotic presidential bid Tuesday in a speech at his Trump Tower office building in Manhattan.

The discursive, pugnacious announcement was one of the more bizarre spectacles of the 2016 political season thus far — and one of the most entertaining.

It's hard to pick just one sound bite, but here's a shot at the 10 best nuggets:

小粉湿们， 我在这里不说什么神奇的redesigned SAT

我只是让大家从愉快的品鉴角度看看，美国大牛睿跑特儿到底对于川普老大爷是支持还是反对，我搅得就是在俺们国家睿跑特儿们不能这么给力，把自己态度写明白，估计这哥们本来挺有态度的再不就是收钱了。开头简简单单几个字就战斗檄文感即时啊。

标题一开始好像特别喜欢川普，结果一抽，上来就整了一个launched his quixotic presidential bid，大家都滋道launch 这个词是发射的意思，说白了就是喷！完了接着就是quixotic，明眼人啊，这要整英文解释就是 extremely idealistic; unrealistic and impractical 搁我们东北那嘎这就是臭氧层子的意思。

完了结下来还用个bid，一般也就campaign得了，这个绝对就是活生生的哥是商业大亨哥任性的风格。

这并没有任何要收手的人啊，继续埋汰老大爷，discursive东拉西扯的, pugnacious还有嘚瑟好斗的都用上了。

接下来说这10个经典语录都是挺难选出来的但是至经典至搞笑！

10

On terrorism: "Islamic terrorism is eating large portions of the Mideast. They've become rich. I'm in competition with them."

很大气啊，富可敌国，貌似要跟中东石油哥哥比，其实就是说看不起国内任何一个竞争者，他们都是穷货。

09

On his GOP rivals: "The other candidates — they went in, they didn't know the air conditioning didn't work. They sweated like dogs. They didn't know the room was too big because they didn't have anybody there. How are they gonna beat ISIS? I don't think it's gonna happen."

显摆自己全太空都有人，到底是sei吧，美国老百姓都不知道。

但是总有那么几个嗷嗷喊yeah yeah yeah的！

08

On the future of the Affordable Care Act: "Remember, Obamacare really kicks in in '16. 2016. Obama's gonna be out playing golf. He might even be on one of my courses. I would invite him, I actually would say it. I have the best courses in the world so I'd say, you know what if he wants to. I have one right next to the White House. Right on the Potomac. If he'd like to play, that's fine. In fact, I'd love him to leave early and play."

太能作了，这如何是好，看着好捉急，就是一个逗比。

希望奥巴马爷爷赶紧滚球子玩蛋去。。。。。。。。

07

On his love of China: "I'm not saying they're stupid. I like China. I just sold an apartment for $15 million. Am I supposed to dislike 'em? … People say you don't like China. No, I love them. But their leaders are much smarter than our leaders. And we can't sustain ourselves with that. It's like, take the New England Patriots and Tom Brady and have them play your high school football team."

布雷迪哥哥是爱国者队最最厉害的四分卫，0比21落后的时候哥哥一个人带大家怒砍49分反败为胜。

好了还是回到川普哥哥这，貌似是爱我大中华，但是还是有点说我们傻。但是他真不知道，那么多唐人街慢慢真的可以把美国殖民了，我大中国不是人人有钱，人人想出名，就是买你们房子然后慢慢把你们文化从根儿都洗了。呵呵呵，老大爷，别着急。

06

On negotiating with foreign countries: "I know the smartest negotiators in the world. I know the good ones, I know the bad ones, I know the overrated ones. You got a lot of them that are overrated. They're not good, they think they are, they get good stories, cause the newspapers get buffaloed. But they're not good. But I know the best negotiators in the world. I'd put them one for each country. Believe me, folks, we'd do very well."

又是显摆有钱有人啥都不差，美国人民会感到很强大。。。吧

05

On the economy: "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."

尼玛，，，，，哥太自信了。

04

On America's borders: "I would build a great wall. And nobody builds walls better than me, believe me. And I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I'll have Mexico pay for that wall."

我个人最最喜欢他说这个，真是东学西渐啊，要盖长城啊，哈哈哈哈哈，真能扯淡。

03

On John Kerry and the Iran nuclear talks: "I will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons. And we won't be using a man like Secretary Kerry that has absolutely no concept of negotiation, who's making a horrible and laughable deal, who's just being tapped along as they make weapons right now and then goes into a bicycle race at 72-years-old and falls and breaks his leg. I won't be doing that. And I promise, I will never be in a bicycle race — that I can tell you."

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，是不是看完就特别想支持他当美国总统，太搞笑。。。。

02

On his wealth: "I don't need anybody's money. It's nice. I don't need anybody's money. I'm using my own money. I'm not using the lobbyists. I'm not using donors. I don't care. I'm really rich, I'll show you that in a second. And by the way, I'm not even saying that in a braggadocios … that's the kind that's the kind of thinking you need for this country."

大写的一个贵！

01

On immigration: "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some, I assume, are good people."

墨西哥人民要是雄起的话，绝对得弄死他。太气人了。这么作吧，看sei给你家看孩子，做饭清理yard，照顾好你媳妇！！！！！

Resigned SAT要小盆友们写的东西就是得品鉴文章，

咱能做的就是早早培养，多看多想。

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