The collection of pickuplines

By Vanessa

—Hey, your eyes are so beautiful! And I saw more beautiful， Do you know why?

— Why?

—  Because  you are in my eyes

（ You know why my eyes is so beautiful? Because you're in my eyes）

People call me Vanessa,But you can call me tonight.

Excuse me, Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes

Was that an earthquake?

Because you just rock my heart

Excuse me, Do you have a bandage?

Sorry,  I don't have one,  Do you hurt badly？

Yeah, I scraped my knee falling for you

You know what's on the  menu？

Me and you

What's your blood type?

You are my type

Have you smell anything burned？

Hear my heart burnning for you

it is meant to be

Is your name Wi-Fi？

Cause I feel your connection

I should call you Google. Cause you have everything I'm looking for

Are you a camera? You make me smile  every time I see you

I had a bad dream last night. A dream without you

你为什么要害我？

？？？

害我那么喜欢你

When I replaced by we

Illness will  replaced by weillness

Are you a bank loan?

Because you got my interest

You know what's wrong with my phone?

it doesn't have your phone number

Do you know who you are to me?

You are my Christmas.

why？

So I can marry(merry) you

Can you smile?

Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee

Then what's the difference between you and star?

Because the star is on the sky and you're in my heart

There was the most beautiful letter in the world？

It's U

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type

you must be the square root of 2,  Because I feel irrational around you

Do you have a lighter?

Well, if you don't have a lighter, how do you like my heart?

Do you have something left

My heart

Are you  Magnet?

Because you are so attractive

Are you a dictionary?

Because you add meaning in my life

You know which one that I like the most in 26 letters?

U