幽默英语2——撒拉嘿呦😘
今天的故事搞笑中带点狗粮是怎么回事呢？🤔🤔
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1
“How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?”
“When he came in late Icalled out，‘Is that you，Jack?’and my husband’s name is Robert．”
“你是怎么阻止丈夫在俱乐部呆到很晚的?”
“当他很晚回家时，我大声说道:‘是你吗，杰克?’我的丈夫名叫罗伯特。”
2
“Why do you go on the balconywhen Ising?Don’t you like to hearme?”
“It isn’t that．Iwant the neighbors to see that I’m notbeating my wife．”
“我唱歌时，你为什么到阳台上去?难道你不喜欢听我唱歌吗?”
“不是这样。我想让邻居们看到我没有在打自己的妻子。”
3
A newly-married man asked his wife，“Would you have married me ifmy father hadn’t leftme a fortune?”
“Honey，”the woman replied sweetly，“I’d havemarried you nomatter who left you a fortune．”
一个新婚男子问妻子:“如果我爸没有留给我一笔财产，你还和我结婚吗?”
“亲爱的，”女人甜蜜地答道，“无论谁留给你一笔财产，我都愿意嫁给你。”
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4
CEO:“My wifemade amillionaire out ofme．”
Assistant:“Whatwere you before?”
CEO:“A multimillionaire．”
首席执行官:“我的妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。”
助手:“你以前是什么?”
首席执行官:“千万富翁。”
5
In Turkey，aman divorced his wife after a six-year court battle．
He then turned to a computer service to find the idealmate， only to discover that from 2，000 candidates the machine selected his former wife．
在土耳其，一位男士经过长达6年的诉讼，才和妻子离婚。
之后，他到一家电脑婚介所去寻找理想伴侣，结果发现机器从2000名候选人中选出的竟然是他的前妻。
6
Guest:“Do you know the lady over there?”
Hotel Manager:“Of course．She is a film star，but just now I don’t know her name．”
Guest:“Does she come to this hotel often?”
Hotel Manager:“Yes，every honeymoon．”
客人:“你认识那边那位女士吗?”
旅馆经理:“当然认识。她是个电影明星，但现在我还不知道她的名字。”
客人:“她经常到这家旅馆来吗?”
旅馆经理:“是的，每次度蜜月都来。”
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