[Day 10]老友记S1-06-1 The One With

2019-08-24  本文已影响0人  To_QT

Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...

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Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!


Rachel: God. I feel violated.

Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?

Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'

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Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.

Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.

Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...

Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.

Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.
just for the hell of it <俚>只是为了好玩

Chandler: We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.

Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?

Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at,it is I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!

Ross: Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-

Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.

Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.

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Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.

Ross: Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.

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Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.

Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood..


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Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!


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Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!

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