蒜蒜蒜蒜蒜蒜蒜蒜不蒜

小美的老公是东北人，北方人吃蒜历来生猛，且是刚需。

我们甚至可以说，东北人把大蒜当饺子吃。

小美很不习惯，叫老公少吃点，老公不听。

新型冠状病毒肺炎流行，出门戴口罩义不容辞。

有一天，老公提出晚上吃点清淡的。

“亲爱的，你是不是不舒服啊”， 小美问

“没有啊，不过你这哪里买的蒜口罩呢，带一周了，晚上换个口味吧” 老公说

Emilia's husband is from Dongbei province. They love to eat garlic and it is an essential element of the everyday diet.

We can even say they eat as much garlic as they eat dumplings.

Emilia does not like the smell and she asks the husband to eat less, but the husband never listens.

Coronavirus outbreak made the city panic and wearing masks becomes the noun.

One day, the husband asks if they can have something lite for dinner.

"Are you feeling well? " Emilia asked

"I'm fine but where did you get these masks made from garlic, I've been wearing them for a week, let's eat something different for dinner," the husband said.

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