牛仔裤（中英文）

她甩了第一个人，第一个人把头塞进了电视里，过了一会他想吃炸鸡，电视里出现了一只红薯。

她甩了第二个人，第二个人在大街上飞奔，拿着自拍杆用手机自拍直播，观众看到了他穿过一堵墙，然后一直往下掉，掉了很久也没什么新东西，观众们看腻了就关掉了。

她被第三个人甩了，她把自己的裙子脱下来剪碎，塞满了嘴里，去敲旁边宿舍的门，里面的两个人把她从窗户扔了出去。然后他们把窗户关上，拿起各自的牛仔裤系在对方腰上。

“哈，你今天的腰带真时髦啊！”他们互相对对方大喊。

She dumped the First Person; the First Person stuck his head to a television, and after a while he wanted to eat some fried chicken, and the television displayed a sweet potato.

She dumped the Second Person; the Second Person ran flyingly on the street, holding a selfie stick to livecast himself through cellphone; audiences saw him passing through a wall, keeping dropping down, and for a long while nothing new happened, and the audiences got bored and turned the cast off.

She got dumped by the Third Person; she took off her skirt, cut it in pieces and stuffed themto her mouth, and knocked the door of the dormitory nearby; the two guy insidethrew her out of the window. Then they shut the window off, picking up the jeans of themselves and tied them to each others’ waists.

“Hah, what a fashion belt you are wearing today!” They shouted to each other.