莫妮卡的新室友【3】
0101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate
【莫妮卡的新室友】3
Scene 3 Ross’s Apartment
Ross: I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs.
Joey: What’s this?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Joey: Done with the bookcase!
Chandler:All finished!
Ross: This was Carol’s favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo the good TV, what did you get?
Ross: You guys.
Joey: You got screwed.
Chandler:Oh, my God.
Scene 4 A Restaurant
Monica:Oh my God!
Paul: I know, I know, I’m such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Monica: My brother’s going through that right now, he’s such a mess. How did you get through it?
Paul:Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her……
Monica:……leg?
Paul: That’s one way! Me, I…… I went for the watch.
Monica: You actually broke her watch?
Scene 5 Monica’ Apartment
Rachel: Barry, I’m sorry…… I’m so sorry…… I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn’t…… it isn’t, it’s about me, and I just……
Rachel:Hi, machine cut me off again…… anyway……look, look
Scene 6 Ross’s Apartment
Ross: You know the scariest part is what if there’s only one woman for everybody, y’know? I mean what if you get one woman and that’s it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her.
Joey: What are you talking about?“ One woman”? That’s like saying there’s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There’s lots of flavors out there. There’s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don’t know if I’m hungry or horny.
Chandler:Stay out of my freezer.
Scene 7 A Restaurant
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh……
Monica:What?……What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?
Paul:No, it’s, it’s more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Monica:Oh, so there’s gonna be a fifth date?
Paul: Isn’t there?
Monica:Yeah……yeah, I think there is. What were you say?
Paul:Well, ever-ev-…… ever since she left me, um, I haven’t been able to, uh, perform…… sexually.
Monica:Oh, God, Oh, God, I am sorry. I am so sorry……
Paul: It’s Okay……
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now.Um…… how long?
Paul:Two years.
Monica:Wow! I’m-I’m-I’m glad you smashed her watch!
Paul:So you still think you, um…… might want that fifth date?
Monica:……Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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