A little man

© This article is original by Su Zhuoyi, don't infringe ^_^

© Su Zhuoyi

The world is so big that there are all the wonders, and only the villains often walk by the river.

One day I found a little man walking back and forth by the river.

I was hunting and saw a flock of eagles flying in the sky, so I took out an arrow from the quiver behind me and shot into the sky.

It's all because I'm not good at it, which caused me to shoot three feet off.

Damn it, the eagle actually pulled a piece of shit.

The funny thing is that the piece of shit just fell on the head of the little man by the river.

Then I saw the little man in a hurry touching the shit with his hands and wiping it on his face.

What surprised me more was that the little man even opened his mouth and stretched out his tongue to lick the eagle's shit, and then swallowed his mouth, and his whole face showed a very enjoyable expression.

Seeing such a spectacle, I immediately patted my horse to catch up and asked the little man: Little man, do you know that shit can't be eaten?

The little man said, "Who says I can't eat it? I wait for shit every day for this mouthful of shit."

I said again: You are really a strange person. Oh, by the way, I ate too much at noon and just pooped in the river. Well, it's in that position."

Before I finished speaking, I saw the little man running happily and jumping into the river. It was that the water was not good, the water column was soaring to the sky, and the smell was far away!

Tut-tut, this little man is really strange. This is a stinky ditch. Not far ahead is the sewer of the pig farm.

It was so smelly that I had to pat the horse and stay away from here. I couldn't wait for me to go far away. I couldn't help looking back. It was amazing. Guess what, the villain's body actually floated up. It turned out that the villain was not a human, but a piece of shit.