大学学历的真正意义(双语)

2025-08-15  本文已影响0人  森卿清

想变聪明吗?那就去上大学。

你觉得真有人关心你念了什么专业吗?

英国文学还是生物,无所谓!

大学学历的意义:

在于告诉用人单位,你能够连续四年坚持不懈,以较好的成绩完成一系列任务,并且是按时完成,好让他知道,如果雇了你,你大概率会每天准时来上班,不会搞砸他生意。

Wanna be smart? Go to college.

Do you think anyone really gives a shit about what your major is?

English literature, biology, whatever.

The whole point of a college degree is to show a potential employer that you showed up someplace four years in a row, completed a series of tasks reasonably well, and on time. So if he hires you, there's a semi-decent chance that you'll show up there every day and not fuck his business up.

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