大学学历的真正意义（双语）

想变聪明吗？那就去上大学。

你觉得真有人关心你念了什么专业吗？

英国文学还是生物，无所谓！

大学学历的意义:

在于告诉用人单位，你能够连续四年坚持不懈，以较好的成绩完成一系列任务，并且是按时完成，好让他知道，如果雇了你，你大概率会每天准时来上班，不会搞砸他生意。

Wanna be smart? Go to college.

Do you think anyone really gives a shit about what your major is?

English literature, biology, whatever.

The whole point of a college degree is to show a potential employer that you showed up someplace four years in a row, completed a series of tasks reasonably well, and on time. So if he hires you, there's a semi-decent chance that you'll show up there every day and not fuck his business up.