日记| 有一天，我老了

A simplified urine test, that may save your life.

简化版的撒尿测试，没准能救你一命。

Go outside and piss in the garden:

出门，尿在花园里。

Just one Goat Just one Goat & Kid

If ants gather: diabetes. Just one Flying Goat Just one Drink，Just one Drink More.

如果蚂蚁聚过来:糖尿病。

If you pee on your feet: prostate.

如果尿到了脚上:前列腺不行。

If it smells like a barbecue: cholesterol.

如果尿有烧烤味:胆固醇太高。

If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:

osteoarthritis.

如果甩鸡鸡时手腕疼:骨关节炎。

If you return to your room with your penis

outside your pants: Alzheimers

如果回屋时鸡鸡还露在裤子外面:老年痴呆。