Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic

一些关于伊布拉西莫维奇的事实

1. when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

当他十岁的时候，伊布决定独自生活。于是他的父母只好搬到另外一套房子里。

2. Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.

伊布破处比他父母还要早。

3. one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

有天伊布在一台测谎仪上测试。那台机器坦白了一切。

4. when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

伊布还小的时候，他的父母经常因为害怕躲到伊布床上睡。

5. When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

当伊布去你家看你，你就是客人。
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
伊布父亲的名字是，初级体伊布

7. one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

有天伊布闯了红灯，警察截停了他的车。伊布拘捕了警察。

8. Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.

伊布出生的时候帮助了助产的护士。

9. Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

伊布从不撒谎。错的是真相。

10. when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.

当贝尔发明了电话的时候，他已经错过了好几通伊布打来的电话。

11. Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.

氧气需要伊布才能存活。

12. it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.

伊布不可能遭受心脏病的攻击。没有什么会傻到敢攻击伊布。

13. In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.

伊布上学那会儿，学校的老师必须举手才能和伊布说话。

14. one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

有次伊布连续两天没有上学。然后，这两天就被定为周六和周日。

15. one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

有天伊布上学迟到了。其他所有的学生都因为提前到校受到了惩罚。