晨间奇味

白话版

清晨，公汽人少车快，正惬意想抒情时，却忽的一股恶臭扑鼻而来。循味闻过去，发觉此味道来自身边站立的一位青年男子。他着暗色T 恤，黑球鞋，七分裤皱巴巴，正认真而勤奋地盯着手机。能存住这股味，怕是好几日没有洗澡了。 古人云，久入鲍鱼之肆，不闻其臭；久入芝兰之室，不闻其香。此话估计也要分情况，因为他这味实在太浓，没法正常呼吸。我本来无意捂鼻嫌弃之，怎奈嗅觉极端灵敏，只能用常规手段阻止我那异常活跃的嗅觉功能。

晨间奇味

熬过两站，前排终于有人下车，我立刻补位过去，迅速打开车窗，一股清风扑面而来，顿觉人生无限美好。鲍鱼之肆终有芝兰之香，哇塞。

晨间奇味

文言版

清晨车行大桥际，吾欲薄雾浓情，却嗅奇味一股。望之，有青衣，乌鞋，短裤男子立于旁，此诚味之源矣！观其面，视其衣，若三五日不曾洗浴也。悲乎哉！余虽无意恶之，然灵异之鼻息促余掩鼻而惴惴不安。幸其男子未曾觉，又少许，前排或下车，吾迅及前行补位。

开窗，顿有清风拂面。世间之美，不过清新之气也，然更甚其美者诚不若清爽，干净，之男女哉？

晨间奇味

英文版

The bus was running steadily across the Yangtze Bridge when i was enjoying the beautiful scenery around it. All of a sudden,some terrible and vomiting smell came into my nose, leading to my search for the source.The truth was that a casually-dressed young man stinked so horrible that any other neighbour in the bus would have believed that it he had been several days since he bathed himself.

Fortunately, a seat was vacant in front of  me and i left my seat to fill it. Opening the window, a little fresh air breathed in,I was again on the top of the world.

晨间奇味