摘抄《憨憨酷拽》

“特别奶思的憨憨酷拽句”

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Do not participate in any network disputes, if you scold me, I will shut down

梦想还是要有的，要不然你喝多了跟别人聊啥？

Dreams are still necessary, or else you drink too much to talk to others?

我希望你们平时注意一点，别看我很好说话的样子就随便乱说话，你要真把我惹生气了，我就找你处对象

I hope you usually pay attention to it. Don’t just talk nonsense when I’m good at talking. If you really make me angry, I will find you

我这么好相处，你自己处不好心里没数吗？

I'm so easy to get along with, don't you know how badly you are?

很喜欢秋天，跟谈恋爱一样，早晚都凉

I like autumn very much, just like falling in love, it will be cold sooner or later

我能想到最浪漫的事，就是你喝下1升沐浴露后吐泡泡给我看

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles to show me after drinking 1 liter of shower gel

我这人从来不睡觉，如果我没回你，我就是在装睡

I never sleep, if I don’t get back to you, I’m just pretending to sleep

你特别像小孩子你知道吗？我不是说你幼稚，更没说你可爱，我只是说你特别像我儿子

You look like a kid, do you know? I’m not saying you are naive, let alone cute, I’m just saying that you are very much like my son

人生在世三万天，有酒有肉小神仙

Living for 30,000 days, a little fairy with wine and meat

你有你的诗和远方，我有我的懒惰和嚣张

You have your poems and the distance, I have my laziness and arrogance

我会永远生猛下去，什么也锤不了我

I will live forever, nothing can beat me

发量和发际线是我一生的污点

Hair volume and hairline are the stains of my life

流浪在诗人的旅途夜色遥不可及