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被封闭管理“逼疯”的大学生都咋样了?

2020-09-14  本文已影响0人  博雅IT

                                                                                上了N个月的网课,

                                                                                      终于回到了

                                                                                  阔别已久的校园。

                                                                                                然而...

                                                                                    为了保障学生的安全,

                                                                几乎所有学校都采取了校园封闭式管理的措施。

                                                                对于刚开学的大学生来说,的确是有点“惨”的。

                                                                                             毫无疑问,

                                                                            这让原本不快乐的我雪上加霜。

                                                                                             在学校里,

                                                                                    不能出去浪就算了

                                                                                   重要的是外卖不能进

                                                                                    饿了只能悄悄的点

                                                                    拿的时候还要偷偷摸摸去到小角落里拿

                                                                           就像干了什么见不得人的事一样

                                                                                              ......

                                                                                所以爱会消失对不对?

                                                                让我们一起康康封校后的大学生生活图鉴

                                                                              是不是你现在的样子呢?

                                                                                               1

                                                                          再见了学校我今晚就要远航

                                                                                             铁门,

                                                                    可以锁住我的人,但锁不住我的心!

                                                                                    你是否从未想过

                                                                        你出学校居然是坐船????

                                                                            再见了学校我今晚就要离开你

                                                                                        请别为我担心

                                                                        我已用智慧的船桨奔向快乐的彼岸

                                                                                        明日就与你重逢

                                                                                除此之外,还有更厉害的

                                                                                离校版《肖申克的救赎》

                                                                                                    2

                                                                                         封校时期的爱情

                                                                                        铁门挡不住我出去

                                                                            那围栏可以阻挡不了挡住爱情吗?

                                                                                   挡不挡得住这个我不知道

                                                                                    我只想知道爱情怎么来

                                                                                                不过,

                                                                                    这些天,我好像知道了

                                                                                学校的围栏貌似挡不住爱情。

                                                                                        至于另外一个问题,

                                                                                            我还没有答案

                                                                                            转角能遇到吗?

 封校时期的爱情

                                                                            不管有多难,我大腿永远给你靠

                                                                                            现实好残酷

                                                                            去食堂吃饭的路上转了好几个角

                                                                                           都没有遇到爱

                                                                                    只能看看自己↓↓↓↓

                                                                                                    3

                                                                                    与外卖小哥的秘密接头

                                                                                            封校后的你

                                                                            是不是想吃炸鸡、麻辣烫、火锅.....

                                                                                        食堂没有怎么办?

                                                                      只能找某个小角落,和外卖小哥秘密接头!

                                                                                翘首以盼,按耐不住想吃的心

                                                                                    “长江长江,我是黄河”

                                                                                    “已确认周边环境安全”

                                                                                      “您的麻浪烫请拿好”

                                                                                                  至此

                                                                          “顺利完成组织上安排的接头工作。“

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