醉汉

妻子：亲爱的，昨天晚上看来你喝多了，你一直在桌子那儿重复说一句话唠叨一件事。

丈夫：真的吗？那么千万不要相信别信一个醉汉说的的话。顺便问一下对了，我说了什么？

妻子：亲爱的，你一直在说‘我爱你’。我爱你，亲爱的。

Drunk

wife:  Dear , you looked quite drunk last night  and you repeated kept repeating the same thing  at the table.

husband:  Really?  Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person.  By the way, what did I say to you?

wife:  I love you, dear.

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