名人吐槽──朋友（3)

I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophiliac, but that would be beating a dead horse.

--Woody Allen

我可以骂他虐待狂、变态，但那只是对牛弹琴。

──伍迪・艾伦

The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are after than she is.

--Helen Rowland, American journalist

女人生活中最刺激的事，就是发现比自己胖的女人。

──海伦・罗兰德，美国记者

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

老朋友的好处之一，就是你受得了跟他们一起干蠢事。

──拉尔夫・沃尔多・埃默森

He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

--Mark Twin

他在表地上一无是处，他应该要在地底下，当高丽菜的肥料。

──马克・吐温

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend—provided, of course, that he really is dead.

--Voltaire, French philosopher

他是个伟大的爱国者、人道主义者与忠实的朋友。 前提是，他真的死了。

──伏尔泰，法国哲学家