【双语】:教科书级别的英语告白，你知道几个？

【双语】:教科书级别的英语告白，你知道几个？

英语告白可不止只有“I love you”.看看教科书级别的甜言蜜语吧！

I love you in the way that's nauseating to others

我爱你爱得别人都觉得恶心

I would hold in my farts for you.

为了你，放屁我也忍着

I love you enough to never cook for you.

我爱你爱到从不敢让你试试我的厨艺

My feeings for you are as enduring and filthy as parking lot snow.

我对你的爱就像停车场的雪，久久不化又肮脏

I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.

我不敢相能我是多么不嫌弃你

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.

我太爱你了，甚至都会给你打电话

You're the one I want to spend the rest of my life rehashing the same unresolved argument with.

你就是那个我想用余生一直吵个没完没了的人

We'd be a normal cauple if it weren't for you.

要不是因为你，我们会对正常眷侣

I wonna do boring things with you.

我想和你一起做各种无聊的事情

I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.

我希望我俩互相捉弄永不厌倦

I want to spend all of my nonexistent free time with you.

我有时间就要和你在一起，没有时间也要有

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

欠你的情债，我想用余生来还清

I want to grow so old with wou that people can't tell our gender apart.

我想和你一起慢慢变老，直到我们难辨雌雄

Being with you is like winning the lottery but with  no money.

与你在一起就像中了彩票，但是没有钱

I love you so much that I would tell you if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

我实在是太爱你了，如果我把你牙刷扔马桶里了，我会告诉你的

Sometimes,I wander how you put up with me.Then I remember,oh,I put up with you.So we're even.

有时候，我好奇你怎么能忍受我的，然后我想起来我也在忍你，所以我们扯平了

I love you enough to pretend I love you all the time.

我对你的爱足以让我假装一辈子爱你