巧了吗!
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你说这不巧了吗!你说这不巧了吗!
#冷笑话#刚入建筑系的新生特兴奋,看啥都新鲜,同一宿舍新生,早起老大说:我这一宿做的梦,净是些不停在那盖楼的梦,而且越盖越高,后来不知道怎么下来,找不到楼梯了,我只好跳楼,这才醒来,吓出一身汗!睡他下铺的老三说:真奇了怪了!你不停的盖楼!我做梦是不停的坐火车,可能是我刚坐一天一夜火车来学校报到吧!一定是想家了!老大说:怪不得吗,我在楼顶感觉下面不停的动哪,原来是你在下面开火车哪!你想想我楼下面是火车道,那有梯能下去呀!老二:梦里我们火车后来紧急刹车,停了,说是天上掉下来个人,原来大哥是你呀!我们还琢磨哪天上怎么能掉下来个人哪!对床老三说:二位哥哥,你说这不巧了吗!这不巧了吗!我梦里全是你俩的车祸现场!