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Ah gua  and Melon ‘s world

2019-05-15  本文已影响8人  我是一个性感的女孩
Ah gua  and Melon ‘s world

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Ah Gua: come on, run over here. I have great news! I will pour all the bitterness released by my inner moved and oppressed bewilderment to you. At this moment, I feel that the iron tree blossoms, the 80-year-old widow is pregnant, a dying person remarried, and lived to be 120 years old.

Ah gua  and Melon ‘s world

Melon: you fuss fool! Pesky friend! What good news can you have. Just tell me who won the lottery, whose children became celebrities, and which successful businessmen lost everything because of women. Mystifying friend, I'd like to hear some good news from you. After all, I repented in front of God early this morning and prayed that I was in a good mood and didn't get angry easily. When I left home, I kissed my coquettish wife. When I saw her plump and seductive eggplant breasts, I was always eager to hold her and kiss her. I really can't restrain myself in front of beautiful women!

Ah gua  and Melon ‘s world

Ah Gua :ha ,I am indeed a person who likes exaggeration, and although my language learning is an out-and-out failure, I find it wonderful that I know the mysteries of exaggeration in my conversations with people and use it freely in my relationships. My friends and parents are always confused by my ignorance! Ha ha! I'm a winner! I have something good to tell you. My father folded the quilt this morning. He didn't get angry with our mother this afternoon. Fortunately, I'm going to buy you a drink. Come on! Pick up the high seesaw glass and drink to it! Friends! Hooray! To miracles!

Ah gua  and Melon ‘s world

Melon: between us, I'm not below you in judgment or imagination. You have to admit that. No matter how much you deny it, it won't help! The old man of the neighbor was about to die, and he pointed his dying finger to the box in the corner, a treasure chest that had never been touched by anyone else. His favorite son opened it with the help of his grandson. He had not had time to consult his father, who had lost his breath. He knew that the painting must be famous and valuable. Kept it in secret for ten years, and ten years later I was ready to sell it at a high price and live a happy life, and I asked an archaeologist to identify it. The disgusting thing is that archaeologists say the painting is worthless. One day many years later, he learned from his father's diary that the painting was autumn leaves painted by his father in the second grade of primary school. The teacher gave him a hundred points. Ugh! Stupid, the whole family is stupid! Your father has to drink and have fun when he does this. What if you win the Nobel Prize for Crazy one day? Do you want me to be your funerary object? let's continue to be a pair of idiots under the ground. Huh?

Ah gua  and Melon ‘s world
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