邓超:给生活找点快乐

真的开讲啦?多给我点儿鼓励吧。

Really begin? Give me a little encouragement.

我出生在江西南昌，小学的时候经常是三好学生，偶尔得得红花少年，然后那时候特别强调几道杠，很在意那个。因为那时候就是荣耀嘛，回家也能骗梨罐头：“爸爸，我又考一百分了。”你的父母都会认为，孩子好好学习未来去清华北大。好的，爸爸妈妈，我会努力的。初中之前一直是那样一个阳光的花儿少年，有一次特别突然的机会，我看见了有人跳迪斯科，对对对，猛士，我在下面看，我说太有魅力了，就纯粹地爱上那个舞蹈，一群人在上面跳，挥洒着汗水，然后肢体那个协调那个韵律。因为也没有语言没有沟通，我跟家人说我想学这个。“不，你疯了吗?”因为会耽误学习嘛，当然后来我也没听他们的，我也自己偷偷去学，所以我的学业就一落千丈，然后也经常不回家。因为爱跳舞啊，然后奇装异服。其实现在有个很好的词叫“个性”，所以在我想表达个性的时候遇到了很多阻力，还是一直坚持着，最后我真正地站上了那个舞台，当时我们的名字是叫“灵魂ABC“，然后我记得当时是放着干冰，像这个台子一样这么高，放着干冰。你得偷摸地爬上那个台子，摆一个造型，然后当那束光打在你身上的时候，你就开始扭，扭一晚上，三、四个小时，你也不停，你就是喜欢那个。

I was born in Jiangxi Nanchang, primary school is always "three good" student, occasionally get safflower young, then at that time with particular emphasis on a few bars, very care about that. Because at that time is the glory, home also can cheat canned pear: "Dad, I took the test one hundred points." Your parents will think, children Study hard the future to Tsinghua university. Okay, mom and Dad, I will work hard. The junior middle school had been a sun flower children, have a particularly sudden opportunities, I saw someone to dance disco, the right, in the following, I see, I said so charming, just fell in love with that dance, a group of people jumped on it, shed their sweat, then the body that coordinated the rhythm. Because there is no language, no communication, I told the family that I want to learn it. "No, are you crazy?" Because the delay learning well, of course I don't listen to them, I also secretly went to the school, so my studies will suffer a disastrous decline, and often don't go home. Because love dance, then outlandish costume. In fact, there is a very good word called "personality", so when I want to express individuality and encountered a lot of resistance, or have persisted, finally I truly stand on the stage, when our name is called "ABC" soul, then I remember is a dry ice, like the table as is so high, put the dry ice. You have to steal touch to climb up the table, placed a shape, and when the light hit upon you, you will begin to twist, twist a night, three or four hours, you will not stop, you are like that.

我说这应该是我表演的源起，我来中央戏剧学院之前，完全没有听说过，因为没去过北京啊。我要去首都看长城，我要去看升旗看紫禁城，我有好多想看的，然后爸妈也觉得应该去考一下，我爸就陪我来了，因为要朗诵要跳舞要唱歌，我就去集训了一首诗词——千里冰封，万里雪飘。只有一首。因为觉得自己考不上，我就是去应景一下，唱什么歌呢?我会唱很多流行歌，但就感觉不能让你唱那个歌，我去学《铁道游击队》，而且是张学友的唱法，“西边的太阳就要落山了，微山湖上静悄悄，弹起我心爱的土琵琶。”才能展示的时候，我就一直觉得老师一直这样远远地注视着我，然后有时候还微笑，有时候还记录，有时候还耳语一下。我的各种表现都非常差，但是我那种鸡贼的观察能力非常强，我说这一定是议论我，有戏啊!要更好地表现，屁股都撅起来了，恨不得等待老师的评价。你过来，我说叫我了，这么多人就叫我一个。我说老师，你好，知道他说什么吗?我说这孩子嘴歪吧，我当时就是这个样子，还缺半颗牙。当然我现在的牙是后补的。我童年的时候，在我活泼和好奇心地驱使下，让我磕掉了半颗牙，我觉得我在那个排练场完了，后来我进入了中央戏剧学院。我可能隐约感觉到老师是因为我的可爱把我留了下来，文化课我们也得学语文，英语，数学，政治。英语，学艺术的人觉得那我不能学啊，跟老师说，老师我睡会啊，就那种。我觉得我完全是一个负能量，我不适合在这个讲台上，我会把大家带坏的。我被分到了C班，我说为什么要分班啊?我们可能很差对吧?但你不要分ABC(等级)嘛?一出去A班的同学，今天你们的教室在这，C班的你们在这儿。

I said this should be the origin of my acting, before I came to Central Academy of Drama, completely unheard of, since I have never been to Beijing. I want to go to the capital to see the the Great Wall, I want to go to see the flag raising at the Forbidden City, I have a lot to see, then parents also feel that we should go out, my father accompanied me to come, because want to recite to dance to sing, I'll go to the training camp for a poetry -- ice thousands of miles, miles. Only a song. Because I think I failed, I is to engage it, what song? I can sing many popular songs, but you can't let you sing that song, I go to school "railway guerrillas", and Jacky Cheung's singing, "the sun was setting, quiet on Weishan Lake, play my favorite pipa." Time to display, I have always felt that the teacher has been so far Staring at me, and then sometimes smile, sometimes also records, sometimes whispering. All my performance was very poor, but I like chicken thief observation ability is very strong, I say this is about me, a play! To better performance, ass all set up, hate not evaluation of waiting for the teacher. You, me, so many people call me a. I said the teacher, Hello, know what he said? The child's mouth and said to me, I was like this, still missing half tooth. Of course I'm teeth after the meeting. My childhood, driven by my curiosity and lively, let me knock off half a tooth, I think I'm in the rehearsal ended, then I entered Central Academy of Drama. I could feel my lovely teacher because I stay, culture classes we have Chinese, English, mathematics, politics. English, learn the art of feeling that I can't learn ah, say to the teacher, the teacher I sleep ah, that. I think I was a completely negative energy, not for me at this rostrum, I'll put all broken. I was assigned to the C class, I say why classes? We may be very bad for? But you don't ABC (rank)? Out of class A, today is your classroom in this class you here, C.

有一次整个年级要展开英文比赛，朗诵或者唱歌，我说这种比赛不就是我们(C班)不在吗?因为我们的词汇量太差，连一个整句都说不了。但相信我能做到。我想了一个故事，就是我们中国博大精深的四大名著之一《西游记》。我说我们就拍《西游记》，只用四个单词：猴子、师傅、吃、妖怪。妖怪对吧?好，表演那天我们去到现场，在阶梯教室里，所有人上去都是念莎士比亚的长段的台词，或者唱英语歌。轮到我们了，现在有请我们C班的同学为大家表演《西游记》小品片段。嗨，师傅师傅，很好很好很好。三个同学走走走，师傅，师傅，你想吃吗?是，我想吃。好的好的，我走了走了。师傅，吃吧，很好吃很好吃。不，师傅，她是妖怪。猴子，猴子，因为别的词都不会说，什么想了一大段，什么大胆猴儿，你居然敢对施主如此无礼。只能说，猴子猴子，当时特别想用那种非常复杂和流利的英文，我只能说师傅。我还好比他(扮演师傅的人)多一句，她是妖怪!猴子，猴子，师傅，她是妖怪。老师说停，你们给我滚出去。我非常感谢那次老师们没有给我们处分。

There is a whole year to start English game, recite or sing, I said that this game is not our (class C) not in? Because our vocabulary is too poor, even a sentence can not say. But I believe I can do it. I thought of a story, is one of the "four famous we Chinese broad and profound of journey to the West". I say we take "journey to the west", only four words: monkey, master, eat, monster. The genie? Well, show the day we went to the site, in the classroom, all the people went up is to read Shakespeare's long lines, or sing an English song. It's our turn, now please our C class to play the "journey to the west" sketch fragment. Hey, master, master, very good very good very good. Three students go, master, master, do you want to eat? Yes, I want to eat. OK, I go. The master, to eat, it's good. No, master, she is a monster. Monkey, monkey, because the other words are not said, what want a bold, what the monkey, you dare to be so rude to the donor. Can say, monkey monkey, was particularly want to use that kind of very complex and fluent English, I can only say that the master. I'm better than he (play the master of person) a word, she is a monster! Monkey, monkey, master, she is a monster. The teacher says stop, you get out. I am very grateful to the teachers did not give us punishment.

但后来我扮演《中国合伙人》的孟晓骏，怎么办啊?怎么说啊?没法说了。我出国也是，过关时工作人员问，你在干什么?是的是的，后来就一直用太神奇来缓解自己的尴尬，太神奇了!人家问，你觉得好吃吗?太神奇了!你想上卫生间吗?太神奇了!当时我还在拍《四大名捕》，我记得很清楚，孟晓骏的英文应该是三个人里最好的，因为他在纽约待过。所以那时候就出现问题，当时有五个老师包围着我，我一边还在拍着古装戏，在吊着威亚，另一边背着词儿。经历了这么一段我想说：我们在学的时候，还是一定要好好学，未来这个一定会找回来的。如果你现在还在C班，也别睡觉了，抽两下自己，然后听不进去也听一下，总会有你能得到的东西，就像我扮演孟晓骏一样。我都要抓狂了，已经疯掉了。所以，为了不让未来的自己那么难受，在现有空间学习的时候，要把它好好学习一下。

But then I played China "partner" Meng Xiaojun, how do ah? How do you say? Can't say. I go abroad, pass the staff asked, what are you doing? Yes, and later has been used too amazing to ease their embarrassment, amazing! When asked, you feel good? Amazing! You want to go to the toilet? Amazing! I still take "the four", I remember very clearly, Meng Xiaojun English should be the best of the three men, because he had stayed in New York. So that when they have problems, there were five teachers around me, as I still patting a costume drama, the wire, the other side back. Experienced such a I want to say: we are in the time to learn, or will learn better in future, this will be back. If you are in the C class, don't sleep, smoking two yourself, then don't listen and listen, there is always someone you can get things, like I played Meng Xiaojun. I must be crazy, mad. So, in order not to let myself in the future so sad, when you learn in the existing space, to put it Study hard.

因为一次幸运的机会，北京人艺在我即将毕业的时候邀请我去参加一个剧幕，叫《足球俱乐部》。因为当时有一个不太成文的规定，你被哪个剧院选中了，毕业的时候，去到他们那去排演，基本上你都可以留在那个剧院，然后我就去了。当时有冯远征老师、顾威老师，我们一块儿排话剧，基本上也是以同事相称了。我记得冯远征老师当时说，小超，以后我们就是同事啦。然后我自己一个人在那美的。我都不敢想象这个事儿，还跟家里也吹过牛，说我有着落了，那时候能在北京落个户就是太牛的事儿了!一直沉浸在演出的欢乐当中!应该是演到大概第七场、第八场的时候，领导找我谈话。开始听领导们说，你这段时间，表现得非常的优异，让我们觉得真的非常棒，然后说说说，说到你是一个非常好的演员，但是你不适合人艺。那句话说完之后我基本就懵了，将近有半个多小时，就什么也听不进去了。我依稀记得那天从人艺出来，买了瓶白酒。一打开，就吹，应该说怨气满身。我不能理解，我觉得自己挺优秀的，我都来单位了，我也做了该做的。当时我的简历还没投，已经来不及了，我觉得我大学完了。凭什么是我啊?为什么是我啊?命运为什么那么不公平，怎么落在我的身上?因为我一直记住的是第二句话，你不适合人艺。可是很多年之后，我在这个行业中碰到了很多的人和事后，而且慢慢知道有些东西不是个人能决定的，所以我就越来越感谢他说的第一句话，你是个好演员!

Because of a lucky chance, Beijing, when I was graduating invited me to join in a scene, called "football club". Because at that time there was a less written, you are selected which theatre, graduate, go to them that went to rehearsal, basically you can stay in the theatre, then I went to. At that time, Feng Yuanzheng teacher, miss Gu Wei, and together we row drama, basically is to match the colleagues. I remember Mr. Feng Yuanzheng said at the time, a small ultra, since we are colleagues. Then I was alone in the United states. I can't imagine this thing, also with the family also boasted, said I had to fall, that time can drop a household in Beijing is too cattle thing! Has been immersed in the joy! It is time to about seventh field, eighth field, boss talked to me. Start listening to leaders say, you this time, very good, let us feel really great, and then say, "you're a very good actor, but you are not suitable for art. After the sentence I Meng, nearly half an hour, what also don't listen. I vaguely remember that day from school out, bought a bottle of liquor. An open, blow, should say anger over. I can't understand, I feel very good, I have come to the unit, I also did the. At that time my resume not vote, it's too late, I think of my university. What am I? Why me? Fate why so unfair, why fall on me? Because I always remember is second words, you are not suitable for art. But many years later, I met a lot of people and post in this industry, and slowly know that something is not a personal decision, so I will more and more grateful to him that the first sentence, you are a good actor!

所以，今天我也想对年轻人朋友们说，其实我们肯定会经常面对结束工作，结束工作之后怎么办呢?你是选择善意地面对还是恶意地面对?就像比喻成恋爱和分手一样，我想说的是痛苦地将就不如痛快地分手。这个也是我们的电影《分手大师》想表达的。

So, today I want to young friends, we will often face the end of work, completion of the work how to do? You choose to face to face the goodwill or malicious? As compared to the love and break up, I want to say is painfully on as happily. This is also our movie "master" to express.

说到孙俪，孙俪是一位天真淳朴的姑娘，当然也是我的老大，怕形容不好她回家罚我跪搓板。我来之前，她说你去《开讲啦》，你可别丢人。听说要说五十分钟，我说人生中没有这样说过。我说咱备备课吧，她说好啊。我就开始说大纲，我说我想这么说，她说挺好的挺好的，她说你就这样讲就好了。她还提问：你知道你自己最大的缺点是什么吗?我说我最大的缺点，矫情还是完美主义?她说不是，是“生活不能自理”。我有时候去一个地方，箱子里要带点什么充电器，弄点水什么的，我说这个怎么装啊，这个先装什么，后装什么。她说你等会，给我五分钟，一装，装好，走你。在拍摄的过程当中也是，她说家里任何事情你甭管了，你就好好地去干你喜欢的事情，所以她一直是非常非常支持我干任何事情，我最后就用我的母语，为大家唱一首英文歌，我把所有的英文全部都唱进了这首歌。

Speaking of Sun Li, Sun Li is an innocent girl, of course, is my boss, if not well described her home the penalty I kneel washboard. Before I came here, she says to you, "said," don't you be ashamed. Heard to speak for fifty minutes, I did not say that life. I said I prepare my lessons, she said yes. I started to say outline, I said I wanted to say, she said very good, she said that you say good. She also asked: do you know what is your greatest weakness? I said my biggest weakness, sentimental or perfectionism? She said not, is "the life cannot provide for oneself". Sometimes I go to a place, to bring what charger box, get some what, I said how to install this ah, the first with what, with what. She said you can, give me five minutes, a mounted, installed, go you. In the process of shooting is also, she said the home anything you don't tube, you have to do something you love, so she is always very support me to do anything, I finally have my native tongue, for everyone to sing a song English song, I put all the English all sing in the song.

感谢，太神奇了，谢谢《开讲啦》，谢谢各位!

Thank you, amazing, "said," thank you, thank you!