音乐20：生活大爆炸主题曲Big Bang Theory The

Big Bang Theory Theme-Barenaked Ladies酷狗音乐

中英歌词：

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸，等着瞧

The Earth began to cool'

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool'

自养生物来起哄

Neanderthals developed tools'

We built a wall (we built the pyramids)'

穴居人发明工具

Math' science' history' unravelling the mysteries'

我们建长城，我们建金字塔

数学，自然科学，历史，揭开神秘

That all started with the big bang

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long'

一切由大爆炸开始

其实人类历史没有多久

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

A fraction of a second and the elements were made

星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短

元素在微秒间便形成了

The bipeds stood up straight'

两足动物直立行走

The dinosaurs all met their fate'

恐龙都得认命了

They tried to leap but they were late

And they all died (they froze their asses off)

想要突变，没来得及就死光光了，屁屁都冻成了化石

The oceans and pangea

See ya' wouldn't wanna be ya

大洋和泛古陆

拜拜，才不想学你

Set in motion by the same big bang

It all started with the big BANG

都是爆炸惹的祸

一切从大爆炸开始

It's expanding ever outward but one day

It will cause the stars to go the other way'

宇宙向外膨胀，但有一天

星球会反方向运动

Collapsing ever inward' we won't be here' it wont be hurt

向内坍塌，反正我们不在了，不会觉得疼

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang

我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)

南方古猿肯定不爽我们

在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪，我们现在捉电脑病毒了

Religion or astronomy' Encarta' Deuteronomy

宗教，天文，百科，旧约申命记

It all started with the big bang

Music and mythology' Einstein and astrology

一切从大爆炸开始

It all started with the big bang

音乐，神化，爱因斯坦，占星术

一切从大爆炸开始