生活大爆炸之《室友协议》
Article 1: 条款1
Paragraph 3: 第3节
Sheldon can call a crisis meeting at any time.
Sheldon可以随时召开紧急会议。
Article 7: 条款7
Paragraph B: B节
§9: The right of bathroom privacy will be suspended in the event of force majeure.
§9: 如果发生不可抗力事件，浴室隐私权将被暂停行使。
When Sheldon takes a second shower, all measures must be taken to ensure that enough hot water is available.
当Sheldon第二个洗澡的时候，必须采取一切措施确保有足够的热水。
One may only use the shower alone (number of persons 1), unless one is attacked by a water-soluble alien.
应单独使用浴室（人数为1），除非受到水溶性外星人的攻击。
One needs to wash one's feet before going to the shower. Everyone has their own special bucket for this purpose.
进入淋浴室前需先洗脚。为此每个人要有一个自己的洗脚桶。
Article 8: Visitors条款8：访客
Paragraph C: Females C节：女性访客
§4: Sexual Intercourse §4:交媾
The roomates notify each other 12 hours in advance of an upcoming sexual intercourse.
室友应在交媾前12小时通知另一名室友。
Paragraph 9: Miscellaneous条款9：杂项
The apartment flag is adorned with a standing golden lion, on sky-blue background. It must not hang flying, unless the apartment is in danger.
舍旗图案为一头站立的金狮，背景为天蓝色。舍旗不能挂反，除非公寓遭遇险情。
If either of us ever invents time travel, we agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds.
如果室友中的一个发明了时间旅行，其第一站应为今天的会议，时间精确为签字5秒后。
Section 27, Paragraph 5第27部分，第5节
the roommate agreement, like the American flag,cannot touch the ground.
室友协议，和美国国旗一样，不能落地。
37B
Leonardis obligated to driveSheldonto his various appointments, such as to the dentist.Leonardmust also provide a "confirmation sniff" to tell if questionable dairy products are edible.
Leonard有义务载Sheldon去参加各种约会，如看牙医。Leonard必须提供“嗅觉确认”，确定可疑的奶制品是否可以食用。
74C：
The various rights and duties of the parties signed below in the case that one of them turns into a robot: one of the two must always help the other.
签署方的权利和义务：当其中一位变成了机器人，另外一位必须帮助他。
Further areas not yet addressed: 其他条款
Leonardmust driveSheldonto work.
Leonard必须载Sheldon去工作。
One is considered living with his girlfriend, if one of the following three cases applies, in reference to overnight stays of the female person:
1. for ten sequential nights
2. for more than nine nights within a span of three weeks
3. on every weekend of one month plus three weekdays
当女性过夜符合以下三种情况的任意一种，则视为与女友同居：
1、连续10个晚上
2、三周内超过9个晚上
3、一个月里的每个周末加上三个非周末
Should Leonard ever receive superpowers, he must make Sheldon his sidekick.
如果Leonard有了超能力，他必须让Sheldon当副手。
Pets are forbidden with the exception of aid animals, such as cybernetically enhanced monkeys.
宿舍禁止养宠物，除了服务性动物，如机械装备强化的猴子。
The roommates agree that Friday nights are reserved for Joss Whedon's brilliant series "Firefly".
室友同意预留周五晚上观看Joss Whedon导演的精彩作品《萤火虫》。
Leonard may rearrange half of the shared living space by himself, but he must give Sheldon a written notification.
Leonard有权利重新安排50%的公共区域，但是必须要给Sheldon书面通知。
It is agreed to refrain from loud laughter, clinking of glasses and joyful gunshots after ten o'clock in the evening.
晚上10点之后，应避免大音量的笑声、碰杯或鸣枪庆祝。
The thermostat must be kept at 72 degrees at all times.
房间的温度器必须一直保持在72华氏度（22.2摄氏度）。
Thursday night is Jets pizza night.
周四晚上吃Jets披萨。
Selection of a new takeout restaurant requires a public hearing and a 60-day comment period.
选择一个新的外卖餐厅，需公开听证会及60天的评议期。
Once a year,Leonard andSheldontake one day to celebrate the contributionsLeonardgives toSheldon's life, both real and imaginary.Leonarddoes not get breakfast in bed, the right to sit inSheldon's spot, or permission to alter the thermostat; the only thing thatLeonardgets is a thank-you card. This day is called "Leonard's Day."
每一年，Leonard和Sheldon会用一天来庆祝Leonard对Sheldon生活做出的贡献（真正的或是想象中的贡献）。但Leonard不会得到在床上吃的早餐，没有坐Sheldon专座的权利，不能调节温度器。Leonard得到的唯一的东西是一张感谢卡片。那天称为“Leonard节”。
Once a daymust ask howLeonardis.
每天Sheldon应问候一次Leonard。
Roommates must notify each other 12 hours in advanced if they wish to have a house guest.
如有访客，应提前12小时通知对方。
Sky Net clause:Leonard must help to destroy an artificial intelligence Sheldon created that’s taking over the earth.
天网条约：Leonard必须帮助Sheldon摧毁他发明的即将占领地球的人工智能。
Body Snatcher clause:Leonard must help to destroy a person, who can be proved to have been replaced by an alien.
附身条款：Leonard必须帮助摧毁已确认被外星人附身的人。
Godzilla clause:Leonard must help to stop anyone who is about to destroy Tokyo.
哥斯拉条款：Leonard必须帮助阻止摧毁东京的生物。
Friendship Clause:Sheldonwill takeLeonardswimming to Bill Gates' house shouldhe ever be invited.
友谊条款：如果受到邀请，Sheldon会带Leonard去比尔盖茨家里游泳。
Appendix C: Binding commitments
附录C：应履行的义务
Should one friend be invited to visit the big particle accelerator at CERN, he must ask the other friend to accompany him.
如有人被邀请参观欧洲粒子物理研究所的大型强子对撞机，其必须邀请另外一位陪同参观。
