[Day 4]老友记S1-02-2 The One With T

2019-08-16  本文已影响0人  To_QT

Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.

Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published.

Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal.

Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.

Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven-career type.

Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...

Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I got stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.

Ross: How could I forget?

Ross: So funny, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table?

Rachel: Why are you so tanned?

Rachel: Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!

Ross: Oh, so funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.

Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.

Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.

Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!

Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?

Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.. thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lie back..

Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.

Ross: You are, you're welling up.

Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.


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