My name is John Connor

今天是3月10日，你的花呗还了吗？

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我来翻译一下，就是：

Hello, my name is John connor. I from 2029 through to the nuclear annihilation of earth in those days has been controlled by computer "justice", I am a human being, the leader of the resistance of the purpose of this return is to destroy the Google headquarters, the prototype of the skynet is AlhpaGO, but on the trail of machine fault, I fell into China, there is no money to go to America to Google headquarters, if you can support me 1000 yuan money, I'll let you do the human resistance army commander in chief. For we are running out of time, time is short, please use WeChat transfer to me as soon as possible, thank you for contribution to the human future!

很黑很黑的黑色幽默，然而并不好笑。

晚安，人类。

你是因为人类高手在围棋上被谷歌机器人击败而懊恼？

你是因为年轻心里脆弱被不懂事的言语击中而离家出走？

你是因为孤家寡人独守空房无人问津往来尽白丁而沮丧？

你是因为郁郁不得志人生处处荒漠连喝水都呛住而哭泣？

回来，从哪里跌倒，就从哪里开始，鲜花盛开，朝阳升起，另一个家，另一种人生，努力就会精彩。

荐一部韩国电影《辩护人》

寡人，太寡。