[Day 9]老友记S1-05-1 The One With

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Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.


Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.

Chandler: Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her.

Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?

Ross: That guy, he burns me up.

Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?

Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of "You'll never make it on your own".

Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.

Rachel: Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.

Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all fluffy. Anyway, say sevenish?

Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...


[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]

Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!

Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?

Ross: It's laundry. The thinking-through is minimal.

Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?


Chandler: It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.

Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.

Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?

Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping...(looks through her bags)... and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...

Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.

Chandler: Oh, yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal.

Woman: Comin' through. Move, move.

Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.

Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.

2. 金句

Joey: You don't say?

And not just at the fun stuff

I'm asking a favor here.

Phoebe: Ok, you weren't there.

3. 一些梗

Joey: No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. (he walks over to her) Hey, Angela.

Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.

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