校花给我一瓶饮料, 难道...

小马一直暗恋校花小妮

有一天全班一起去郊游

正在野餐的时候，小妮递给了小马一瓶饮料

小马想出来一定要矜持一点，挥手说：女士优先，女士优先

小妮撇了撇嘴：我试过了，打不开

Mark had a crush with the campus belle Jeanne.

One day the whole class went for an outing.

When they are having a picnic, Jeanne handed him a bottle of coke.

Mark wants to look like a gentleman, so he said: "thank you but lady first".

Jeanne sighed “I tried, I can't open it"

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