六人行第二季7ross和瑞秋在一起啦 - 腾讯视频

207：The OneWhere Ross Finds Out（罗斯发现瑞秋对他有意思）

[Scene:Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.]

ROSS:Hey Rach.

RACH:Ahhhh.

ROSS:Oh. And how was the date?

RACH:Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . .

[Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place whatit is.]

ROSS:Wow, welluh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy,did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that?

RACH:I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last nightbut I, I don't remember.

ROSS:OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy]

RACH:Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?

ROSS:No, I stayed at Julie's last night.

RACH:Huh.

ROSS:Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I checkmy messages?

RACH:Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up thephone and dials his machine to check his messages.]

ROSS:Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael?

[Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]

RACH:Oh my God.Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me thephone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross'sback, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on hisface.]

ROSS:You're over me?

RACH:Ohhhhhhhh God. [climbs off his back]

ROSS:Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?

RACH:Ohh, ohh.

ROSS:When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, wereyou, uh. . . What?

RACH:Ohh, OK, OK, OK, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sortof had feelings for you.

ROSS:You've had feelings for me?

RACH:Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.

ROSS:Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know?

RACH:Chandler told me.

ROSS:Chandler. When did he... when did he... when did he?

RACH:When you were in China.

ROSS:China.

RACH:Meeting Julie.

ROSS:Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down.No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' andI am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?

RACH:Are you over me?

[A moment of silence.]

ROSS:[doorbell buzzes] That's, that's Julie. Ju... Julie, Julie. [talkson intercom] Hi Julie.

JULIE:[over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.

ROSS:[perky] I'll be right down.

RACH:Wait, so, you're going?

ROSS:Well, OK, I uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. Imean, I've uh, y'know, I've got a cab, I've got a girlfriend, I'm... I'm gonnago get a cat.

RACH:OK, OK.

ROSS:Cat. [leaves]

[Scene:Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play anelectric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]

PHOE:Hey Joey.

JOEY:Hey Phoebs.

PHOE:How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?

JOEY:I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.

PHOE:So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.

JOEY:And?

PHOE:And we did.

JOEY:All right Phoebs, way to go.

PHOE:Yay me.

JOEY:So, so how did it happen?

PHOE:Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.

JOEY:And what did he say?

PHOE:He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a veryemotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all,y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where isthis going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold offuntil he was prepared to be really serious.

JOEY:Wow.

PHOE:Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sexcan be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if hewants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after alooooot of talking. . . I convinced him.

JOEY:Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, hegot you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this wasa great idea.

PHOE:Um-hum.

JOEY:This man is my God.

[Scene:Central Perk. Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in. Get yourKleenex.]

RACH:Hi.

ROSS:I didn't get a cat.

RACH:Oh, that's um, interesting.

ROSS:No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting.In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.

RACH:Alright, I got it Ross.

ROSS:You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.

RACH:[hurt] What?

ROSS:I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.

RACH:Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You thinkit's easy for me to see you with Julie?

ROSS:Then you should have said something before I met her.

RACH:I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.

ROSS:There was never a good time.

RACH:Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.

ROSS:Not, not, notevery night. You know, and... and it's notlike I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, likeItalian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.

RACH:Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?

ROSS:The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's toolate, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.

RACH:Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings orwhatever the hell it was you felt for me?

ROSS:Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten prettydamn good at it.

RACH:Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.

ROSS:Fine.

RACH:'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.

ROSS:Good.

RACH:Good. [Ross leaves]

[Rachel getsup and opens the door, yelling after him.]

RACH:And ya know what, now I've got closure.

[Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts herhead in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outsidethe window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she seeshim. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.]

ROSS:Try the bottom one.

[She opens the door and they kiss.]

译文：

你的约会怎么样啊?

我记得有家餐厅

我还记得有酒

事实上，芙莉在楼下叫计程车

我想要拿猫玩具摩妮卡有没有说…

你为什么那样看我?

对不起，我不知道…

我觉得我昨晚好像梦到你…

…但我不记得了

在这儿

我们昨晚有通电话吗?你有没有打给我?

没有，我昨晚住在芙莉那里

事实上，我根本还没回家呢你介意我听一下留言吗?

阿秋，我有你的留言

麦克是谁啊?

麦克是谁啊?

天啊，罗斯，把电话挂掉

电话给我·，

你不在乎我了

你是什么时候…

…在乎我的?

什么?

基本上…

我对你有一些感觉

你对我有感觉?

那又怎样?你先对我有感觉的

你知道我…

我是说，你知道我有…

钱德告诉我的

钱德，他什么时候，他…

你在中国的时候

认识芙莉时

芙莉?芙莉?那…天啊

我需要躺下来

不，你知道，我要站着

我要站着…

…我要踱步我踱步，而且我站着

现在你不在乎我了?

你还在乎我吗?

那…那是芙莉

芙莉甜心，计程车在等喔

我马上下来

等等，你要走了?

对，我得走我现在没有办法谈这个

计程车在等着

我有女朋友我要去领养一只猫

你为什么在看犹太牧师弹电吉他?

我找不到遥控器

谢谢

对了，史考约我去他家午餐我去了

我们做了

正点，菲此好耶

对呀

怎么发生的?

我听了你的建议问他到底怎么回事啊?

那他说什么?

他了解性对女人而言呢可以说是一件非常情绪化的事

他只是十自我会变得像…

”第二天是否会打电话给我””我们会有结局吗”之类的

所以他说他想等到他准备开始认真了以后再说

所以我说”放轻松好吗?”

我是说，性可以只是两个人一时的感觉

若他想再见我可以打电话给我如果不想的话也没关系

所以在长谈之后…

…我说服他了

让我先搞清楚

他让你求他跟你上床

他让你说他永远不用再打电话给你

而且还让你觉得这是一个好主意?

我简直崇拜他

我没有领养猫

真有趣

不，那一点都没有趣那非常非常没有趣

事实上那百分之百是有趣的相反，瑞秋

好，我懂了，罗斯

你没有权利告诉我说你曾经喜欢过我

在我发现之前我跟芙莉过得很快乐

在我发现之前我也过得很快乐

你以为看你跟芙莉那样我心里好受吗?

你应该在我认识她之前说出来

那时我不知道啊那你为何从不说什么呢?

因为总没有机会

对，你有一年机会我们每晚都在一起混

不是…

…每个晚上

而且我也不是没试过，瑞秋但是每次都有事情发生

就像是义大利人啊…

…或者是前任的未婚夫啦…

…或者是前任的未婚夫啦…

只有一个义大利人你到底有没有重点啊?

重点是我现在已经不需要这个了

太迟了

我在跟别人交往，我很快乐这艘船开航了

你喜欢什么时候拦开感情都可以吗?

我从初三就开始这样了我早驾轻就熟了

那好，你尽管去做吧，罗斯

我告诉你，我不需要你的蠢船

好好

你知道吗?我现在了结了

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