520文案 | 适合单身520发的沙雕朋友圈文案

The one who will marry me in the future, 520, do something less sorry for me, thank you.

未来和我结婚那位，520少做点对不起我的事情，谢谢。

Everyone is waiting for 520, unlike me, who is too young to wait for June 1.

大家都在等520不像我再等六一，年纪小没办法。

Everyone is spreading 520, I don't believe 520, because 520 is: 5 minutes of heat, 2 seconds of passion, and then everything goes back to zero.

一个个都在传520，我不相信520，因为520就是：5分钟的热度，2秒钟的激情，然后一切都归0。

I said 520 to accompany me for a day, like saying that there is no time for the zoo to have a holiday.

我对象说520陪我一天，象说没时间动物园不放假。

I thought May 20th was a big day, and I went to check the history books specially. May 20th was the ninth day of the fourth lunar month, when Pan Jinlian killed Wu Dalang.

还以为5月20日是什么大日子呢，我还特地去查了下史书，5月20日是农历四月初九，潘金莲害死武大郎的日子。

Today is 520, don't you even have a transfer person? Don't be sad. You can transfer it to me. I won't allow you to lose to anyone.

今天就是520了 你是不是连个转账的人都没有 别难过 你可以转给我 我不允许你输给任何人

I like 502 better than 520, a drop is firm and will never be separated.

比起520，我更喜欢502，一滴牢固，永不分离。

520了,没什么想说的,就是你们情侣逛街的时候能不能记得,给我带点儿童节礼物