202 Humorous jokes

202 Humorous jokes

A Frenchman who once travelled to England encountered a man with a dog. The dog barked at him  fiercely and the Frenchman feared being bitten so he asked the Englishman if he was acquainted with the proverb that barking dogs don’t bite people. The dog’s owner answered yes while he didn’t know whether his dog knew it.

A policeman asked a driver if he knew it was not permitted parking here. The driver replied he didn’t know certainly. Actually there was a sign here saying that “Fine if you park here”. Consequently he parked here.

American famous novelist Mark Twain once delivered  a speech about his writing  to a town,before which his friend reminded him that he had better not go there because of mosquitoes. He headed there without hesitation as a result of there existing a few mosquitoes in his hotel room. The waiters apologized to him for that.He comforted them that the mosquitoes were very clever and they didn’t remember the wrong number.Hence the waiters were conquered by his humor and willingly drove mosquitoes away in his room the whole night so he slept well without being disturbed by the mosquitoes.

A customer asked what the fly was doing in his soup and the waiter replied swimming.

Another customer asked if his pancake was long but he got the answer that “No, round ”.