2018-04-08

Dear cat people,

I am named "cuddles", which is a ridiculous name. But my little human likes his choice, so I finally gave up to put some sense into his foolish little head. He is generally alright, my only complaint is that his paws never stops from flinging all over the place.

Three weeks passed, which is like one year in our civilized Catdom. My long fur human shamlessly stuffed me with too much earth food, leaving me gained half a kilo cat-fat. She destroyed my slim body on purpose, so I believe. My revenge involves occupying her lap as sleeping mat, claiming her legs as scratching post, and crushing her out of breath during sleep. As to the short-hair giant, let me put it this way, he is just too complicated, unpredictable. He and I exchanged a few blows and hisses. It proves to be a life long battle for me to win him over.

Rest assured, cat people! I, the most adorable cat, will continue to claw and tear through this planet.

Meow love,

Cuddles