How Does That Grab Ya? BY 心理医生兼牛

“神马东西”第223篇原创。抄袭太low，只做原创。

受床破总统竞选期间言论启发创作此歌，附赠自弹自唱。

How Does That Grab Ya?

Hey there girls, a new man’s in charge
His mind (hand) is small but his head is large.
He likes hot chicks from around the globe
What’s all this talk about a xenophobe?

Listen up girls, a new dance going round
Feeling you up and feeling you down.
He likes them young, he likes them tender
He's an unregistered sex offender.

(Chorus)

How does that grab you, how does that grab you
How does that grab you, now?
How does that grab you, how does that grab you
How does that grab you, how?

He don’t know the meaning of misogyny
Says he’s got a little snack for Miss Hungary.
The system is rigged, it’s just not fair
Nothing good going on underneath that hair.

Come on baby, don’t you try to get away
I got a new game for ya called pay to play.
You can go far girl, all the way to the top
Be a good girl now, don’t ya tell me to stop.

(Repeat chorus)

You used to eat like a bird, but look at you now
You eat like a pig and you're fat as a cow.
So how do you think that makes me feel
Looking good for your man that’s part of the deal.

Nobody has more respect than me
For women around here and across the sea.
When you’re a star you can have your will
It takes better than a 9 to fit the bill.

（Repeat Chorus twice）

（完）